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There seems to be a problem with drivers, and I think I've found it. It has been my observation that most of the "bad drivers" that I've ever been caught behind have a common link. Almost all of them are driving with hats on. This seems to be a common thing among pickup drivers.

I've become convinced that these folks simply have their hats too tight. This cuts off the flow of blood to their brains…their senses of speed and accelleration…something that causes their right foot to be unwilling to apply the appropriate amount of pressure to the accellerator.

And before anybody gets mad at me for this, NO I'M NOT SUPPORTING SPEEDING. Doing the speed limit would be nice, but these fools typically cannot even manage that. And they tend to exhibit this behavior in the most unpassable of areas…two lane roads…heavily congested parking lots…etc.

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