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// Purpose : To deliver crisp "quotes" to a web page, anywhere they
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// 20010227 Created
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function QuoteText( author, quote ) {
this.author = author;
this.quote = quote;
}
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"Jean Shinoda Bolen",
"When you recover or discover something that nourishes your soul and brings joy, care enough about yourself to make room for it in your life."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"If it is to be, it is up to me."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Be forgiving of yourself and others."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't postpone joy."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen every day."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"In business and in family relationships, remember that the most important thing is trust."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Put a lot of little marshmallows in your hot chocolate."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"When playing games with children, let them win."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't waste time grieving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Take good care of those you love."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never underestimate your power to change yourself. Never overestimate your power to change others."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Accept pain and disappointment as part of life"
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things:
Finding the right person
Being the right person
"
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Judge your success by the degree that you're enjoying peace, health, and love."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."
);
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"-",
"Don't delay acting on a good idea. Chances are that someone else has just thought of it, too. Success comes to the one who acts first."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Every person you meet knows something you don't; learn from them."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't be afraid to say, \"I don't know.\""
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't be afraid to say, \"I made a mistake.\""
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't be afraid to say, \"I need help.\""
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't be afraid to say, \"I'm sorry.\""
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved."
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quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Be a leader: Remember the lead sled dog is the only one with a decent view."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"When you feel terrific, notify your face."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that no time spent with your children is ever wasted."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Be open and accessible. The next person you meet could become your best friend."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, your conversational skills will be as important as any other."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Pay as much attention to the things that are working positively in your life as you do to those things that are giving you trouble."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Some things need doing better than they've ever been done before. Some just need doing. Others don't need doing at all. Know which is which."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Keep your private thoughts private."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"When giving a speech, concentrate on what you can give the audience, not what you can get from them."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't let weeds grow around your dreams."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't take good friends, good health, or a good marriage for granted."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that the shortest way to get anywhere is to have good company traveling with you."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that what's right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of good luck."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that everyone you meet wears an invisible sign. It reads, \"Notice me. Make me feel important.\""
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"If you lend someone money, make sure their character exceeds the collateral."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Whether it's life or a horse, that throws you, get right back on."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Accept the fact that regardless of how many times you are right, you will sometimes be wrong."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Never be ashamed of honest tears."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Coach Lou Holtz",
"Life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent how I react to it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Worry makes for a hard pillow. When something's troubling you, before going to sleep, jot down three things you can do the next day to help solve the problem."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Remember that your child's character is like good soup. Both are homemade."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Jump right in or you might change your mind about swimming."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Ask 'why' until you understand."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Some weeks you need a Saturday on a Wednesday."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Plain underwear is boring."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Flowers and pricker bushes grow out of the same dirt."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Using a word you don't understand can be embarrassing."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Don't save time - use it up."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Once you are wet, it doesn't matter how much you get rained on."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Silence can be an answer."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Hug people for no reason."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"There are names that hurt much more than sticks and stones."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"No one likes to be left alone."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Sometimes tomorrow takes a really long time to come."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Sometimes the biggest fights are over the smallest things."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Try not to forget your dreams."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"J.M. Barrie",
"I'm not young enough to know everything."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Empedocles",
"The nature of God is a circle of which the center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Zen and the Art of Archery",
"Fundamentally the marksman aims at himself."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Robert Frost",
"
The Secret Sits
We dance around in a ring and suppose, But the Secret sits in the middle and knows."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Mark Twain",
"There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Thoreau",
"Our life is frittered away by detail...Simplify, simplify."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Fen-Yang",
"When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of Scripture are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Ursula K. Le Guin",
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Herakleitos",
"One cannot step twice into the same river."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Comparisons are odious."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Yaqui Mystic",
"To be a man of knowledge, one needs to be light and fluid."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Chinese Proverb",
"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Basho",
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Ts'ai Ken T'an",
"Water that is too pure has no fish."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Tao te Ching",
"In dwelling, live close to the ground In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Lin-chi",
"When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Socrates",
"Those that want the fewest things are nearest to the gods."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Luke 18:17",
"Truly, I say to you, whosoever does not receive the Kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Goethe",
"Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Antoine de Saint-Exupe'ry",
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Rudyard Kipling",
"Teach us to delight in simple things, And mirth that has no bitter springs; Forgiveness free of evil done, And love to all men 'neath the sun."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Paul Vale'ry",
"God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Simone Weil",
"Even if our efforts of attention seem for years to be producing no result, one day a light that is in exact proportion to them will flood the soul."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Robert Frost",
"Anything more than the truth would be too much."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Voltaire",
"Men argue, nature acts."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Santayana",
"One real world is enough."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Gerard Manley Hopkins",
"The world is charged with the grandeur of God."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Albert Einstine",
"The true value of a human being can be found in the degree to which he has attained liberation from the self."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Carl Jung",
"The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Tao Te Ching",
"He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Coco Chanel",
"How many cares one loses when one decides not to become something but to be someone."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"John Lennon",
"Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Samuel Johnson",
"When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Sarum Primer",
"God be in my head And in my understanding; God be in mine eyes And in my looking; God be in my mouth And in my speaking; God be in my heart And in my thinking; God be at my end And at my departing."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Thoreau, when asked about the hereafter",
"One world at a time."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Albert Einstine three rules of work",
"
Out of clutter, find simplicity
From discord, find harmony.
In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity.
"
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Charles Dickens",
"He did each single thing as if he did nothing else."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Willa Cather",
" That is happiness; to be dissolved into something complete and great."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"What color is the wind?"
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Ludwig Witgenstein",
"The mystical is not how the world is, but that it is."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"G.K. Chesterton",
"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Shakespeare",
"There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Simone Weil",
"Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who's detached."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Pablo Picasso",
"Computers are useless. They only give you answers."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that when you're in love, it shows."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that just one person saying to me, \"You've made my day!\" makes my day."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that being kind is more important than being right."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that you should never say no to a gift from a child."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that money doesn't buy class."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?"
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that to ignore the facts does not change the facts."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that love, not time, heals all wounds."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. "
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that life is tough, but I'm tougher."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Andy Rooney",
"I've learned.... that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. "
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Winston Churchill",
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Albert Einstein",
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Albert Einstein",
"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Henry Ford",
"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Henry Ford",
"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Henry Ford",
"Don't find fault. Find a remedy."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Ben Franklin",
"The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Mahatma Gandhi",
"A 'no' uttered from the deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Thomas Jefferson",
"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second time."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Martin Luther King",
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Martin Luther King",
"War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Abraham Lincoln",
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Abraham Lincoln",
"Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Golda Meir",
"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Harry S. Truman",
"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"John Wooden",
"Failure to prepare is preparing to fail."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Leo Buscaglia",
"Worry never robs tomorrow of it's sorrow It only saps today of its joy."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Madeleine L'Engle",
"It's a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us occasionally. It gives us some sense of what is rock under our feet, and what is sand."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Phillip K Dick",
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Take TimeTake timefor what's important to you for what makes you happiest Take time to be with those you love Take time to look around at all the gladness the world can offer All of it is yours if you only take the time."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"Norman Vincent Peale",
"The secret of life isn't what happens to you, but what you do with what happens to you."
);
quotes[++quote_count] = new QuoteText(
"-",
"Today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope."
);
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//
// New QuoteTexts go above this comment
//
// =============================================================================
var idx;
var qAuth;
idx = Math.floor( quote_count * Math.random() );
if ( quotes[ idx ].author == "-" ) {
qAuth = "Author Unknown";
} else {
qAuth = quotes[ idx ].author;
}
document.writeln( "