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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE SPECS.
  Users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T COMMENT THEIR CODE.
  If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T EAT QUICHE.
  They eat Twinkies, Jolt, and Szechwan food.

REAL PROGRAMMERS' PROGRAMS NEVER WORK RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
  But if you throw them on the machine they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN COBOL.
  COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN FORTRAN.
  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN BASIC.
  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after the age of 12.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN PL/I.
  PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

REAL PROGRAMMERS NEVER WORK 9 TO 5.
  If any real programmers are around at 9:00am, it's because they were up all night.

REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T COMMENT.
  Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings or the object deck.

REAL PROGRAMMERS TREAT PROFANITY AS A SECOND LANGUAGE
  How else to vent anger at a device bigger than the average semi truck?

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