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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE SPECS.
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Users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs
at all and take what they get.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T COMMENT THEIR CODE.
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If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T EAT QUICHE.
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They eat Twinkies, Jolt, and Szechwan food.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS' PROGRAMS NEVER WORK RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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But if you throw them on the machine they can be patched
into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN COBOL.
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COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN FORTRAN.
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FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN BASIC.
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Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after the age of 12.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T WRITE IN PL/I.
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PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write
in COBOL or FORTRAN.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS NEVER WORK 9 TO 5.
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If any real programmers are around at 9:00am, it's because
they were up all night.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T COMMENT.
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Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings
or the object deck.
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REAL PROGRAMMERS TREAT PROFANITY AS A SECOND LANGUAGE
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How else to vent anger at a device bigger than the average
semi truck?
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