My Dilbert Life
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My life, as defined by various emails I've found about Dilbert and his wisdom.
ALPHA GEEK: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. That's where I work, is in a Cube farm.
Dilbertís Salary Theorem states that Engineers, scientists and analysts can never earn as much as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
it is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make...